
This fashion show actually took place in Pavillion KL!

*Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5″7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends”.

What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress

Husband asks , “Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
“Without Information Fighting Everytime”
Wife replies,” No, It means ,
“With Idiot For Ever !!!”

Three Feelings:
What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.

Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, i’m confident. Your friend is also my son,
that’s confidential!*

Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,” send me a brother”
Santa wrote back,” SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”
ENJOY!